One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and takes out her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls alongside the woman and says," Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she reples, thinking, Isn't it obvious?!
"You're in restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry Officer but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes,...
Thursday, July 06, 2006
The Brain
*Not an Original*
The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. Its an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure but you'll have to pay for the brain yourselves..."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news....
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
The car won't start!!
Dear All,
Today I faced one of the biggest dilemnas faced the female drivers... I couldn't start the car in the morning... And like any other girls out there, the first thing I did was call my father some 300 km away to tell him about my predicament!!! Poor guy didn't know what to do... I was sort of furious right then and there but right now I feel really sorry for him... Heres me a woman of 28 living away from home and being "independent" but at the slightest trouble I call up the one person who has always been there for...
Monday, July 03, 2006
Time...
Time is something which is in continuous motion.. It never stops for anything or anyone.... I would like to dedicate this one to time... hopefully I might be able to leave my imprint on it someday...
I recently met a friend via email whom I haven't seen in ages... And he introduced me to the world of bloggers.. Said that it had helped him alot. Well I'm trying to see if it does the same for me or not... Maybe I'll make some virtual friends ... Really don't know but would like to at least take that first baby step towards the...
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