Thursday, October 16, 2008

Momsies... Reason for Being!

WHY GOD MADE MUMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's Mums like me.


What kind of little girl was your Mum?
1. My Mum has always been my Mum and none of that other stuff
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your Mum marry your Dad?
1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My Grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.


What's the difference between Mums & Dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your Mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time..
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your Mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Perfect Setting




I love these pictures.... its so perfect especially for a autumn wedding :)
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Autumn in Czech


Its that time of the year again... Autumn and that too in Czech...

10th December marked the 2 year anniversary for David. This was the day that he left for Czech.... Really miss him :(
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Monday, October 06, 2008

Business Trip- cont'd

My trip to N.Z is only for 4 days!!! :( sob!sob!sob!

So I can't plan much... I don't think I'll even get time to do shopping :( And THAT is really disappointing...

I do plan on going for a vacation either later in the year or first half of next year... I just have to choose a destination. Anyway I now have more time for extra planning...
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Settlements!!

Settlements... Such a weird word... Infact right now I do not have any other way of describing it... I wonder at times that why do people choose this particular word any way ....

Well just to back track a bit here. BTW "settlements" mean "marriage".

And no.... I am not being touchy here. Its just that I'm wondering at the reasoning...

Why is "settlements" synonymous with marriage? Any particular reason??? Those people who are not married... are they not settled? Is with marriage only a person deemed well and truly settled? Those of us who are still single - are we balloons floating around?? Waiting to be settled???

This term is archaic and should be used only with extreme care. Well around me anyway. Nowadays people tend to get settled before marriage. Most like to be well and truly secure both financially and professionally before tying the knot. And it makes sense as well...

Anyways these are my thoughts... So till later!!!

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Business Trip

Guess what!!! I'm going Auckland in 3 weeks time :)

Its only a short business trip and I'm going to attend a Trade Show on Food Tech and Packaging Technology. I'm specifically going for Packaging Technology but while there we might even go to some Beverage Industries... actually alcoholic beverages :) Too bad I don't drink... But I'm excited nevertheless. :)

More details can be obtained at

I wish that I had more time there coz I really want to visit/ tour South Island. I love nature and greenery and would love to visit the National Parks. From the footage shown in movies its spectacular!!!

Anyways I don't know how long I'll be in N.Z but will definitely try to make some plans...

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