Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My Pet


Check my Sonu out :)
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First Stage - House

The first stage of the house construction was done yesterday. Now the contractors will work on the foundation and the walls.

Construction is moving very fast. The builders are determined to finish by mid December. Now we have to look for a good joiner to do the "extra" furnishing that we want :)

Life has become sooo hectic!!! And the worries... Despite having contractors to do the damn thing I am having sleepless nights... Worrying about everything!!!
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Muttley - The Dog

Muttley (the Doggy Tale) has been part of every Saturday's Newspaper. Its an article following the life of a dog. Well only last week we came to know that he has been diagnosed with a big heart.... and does not have long to live!!!

Tragic news.

And sooo saddening!!!

My heart goes out to his family. :(
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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Lipstick

Men and lipsticks!!!

Hmmm Just think about it!!! If you are a guy then what comes to your head when you read the word "lipstick"?

Colour? Flavour? Taste? or how to apply lipstick?

Crazy huh.... But then why the big difference between Lipstick, lip gloss and chapstick... Ladies use lipgloss ... whereas Guys only use Chap Stick.... :) Only difference is Lip and Chap!!!

Today somehow my colleagues (male friends) started talking about lipstick... And then they started showing me and telling me on "How To" apply lipstick!!!! They were pouting at each other and making faces and demonstrating with a make believe lipstick :) Utter fun.... I had no idea that they THINK about this.... But then when I think about it.... they DO comment whenever I wear lipstick :)

I think I should bring some makeup to work and leave it on my table... you know... just for emergencies... or maybe for some demonstrations!!!! :)
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

My House

Ground Breaking for construction of our house was last week on 10th September 2008. The actual planning has been one long project and until it is completed we cannot have any peace. Now here are some of the things that I'll be going for.

1. Pine Decking at the Back for those lazy afternoons and b.b.q's
2. Small pond for lotus, fish and water plants
3. Big Bulk under the decking for storage
4. A closed off cook's garden for the vegetables and herbs
5. A greenhouse for the plants.
6. Going Solar for all my lighting needs. Plan are to go completely solar but this move is heavily dependent on cash flow so most likely will go in installments.
7. Have solar A/C 's in all rooms.

We are trying to go green with our house and somethings of note are:
1. Growing own vegetables
2. Go Solar (Lighting/A/C's)
3. Have compost bins
4. Collect all water (rain) for all gardening and washing purposes.
5. Practice the 3 R's (Reduce, Reuse, Recycle)

These are the plans anyway.
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Living in Paradise

Jump into the pool and then straight into the sea :)


Company Villas - For Employees :)


Million Dollar View!!!

Now why would I want to go anywhere else...???
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Gotta Love This One :)

When I say I'm Broke -- I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open..

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
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A very good question indeed !!!

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for an horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?


What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?


Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.


Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now.....what is the moral to this story?

The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way...
Things are going to get ugly.
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