One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take their boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and takes out her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls alongside the woman and says," Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she reples, thinking, Isn't it obvious?!
"You're in restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry Officer but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you, " says the game warden.
"Thats true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am," he said and left quickly.
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls alongside the woman and says," Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she reples, thinking, Isn't it obvious?!
"You're in restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry Officer but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't touched you, " says the game warden.
"Thats true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am," he said and left quickly.
MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. ITS LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK!
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