Pills

The doctor who had been seeing an 80 -year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

Mrs Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills.

Yes they help me to sleep at night.

Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possible help you sleep.

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. Yes, dear.

I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night.